Breaking Bad

the best show ever except for maybe the wire

oj simpson: jesse look im in malcoms middle
jesse: science bitch
lines from hit television show breaking bad

by waltuh_putyourcockawaywaltuh November 23, 2022

Breaking Bad Fan

A person who will die alone and will never date anyone because of their unhealthy obsession with Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Wow man he has no girls AT ALL.

Person 2: fr ong he must be a Breaking Bad Fan

by Vince Gilligan December 3, 2022

Breaking Jack

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack

I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.

by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022

Breaking Bad

THE BEST FUCKING TV SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!

Person 1: man i love breaking bad
Person 2: i know right its the GOAT

by LambadaCore December 18, 2022

breaking the bank

A cockney slang for having a wank

"I caught my dad breaking the bank yesterday and it was awful"

by Green ladd January 31, 2023

Belching Gods

The bleching gods of destruction that will reap the world from which it sows. With a trusty Canada Dry with Michael's in the left hand and Andre's in the right. Only true warriors of the Red Rum could stand against them. Dennis and Pierre to two Red Rum demons incapable of defeat challenged such gods. To their surprise Andre was dealt with quite easily, but Michael used their own technique against them. 2 against one, Dennis and Pierre believed they had the fight in the bag. After a long a battle, Michael was on his last leg, one last Red Rum till his defeat. But right before the last blow, a long silence was found within the battle field. 7 words were utter from Michael's mouth telepathically reaching Andre, boosting his surge. Andre rose with Michael to the top of the arena and yelled out, "You know I had to double it". Andre's power when then doubled, Dennis and Pierre stood no chance, they must make their retreat immediately. But before they finished with their CC, they screamed "HIRE ME...PLEASEEEEEEE". Destroying the arena and vanquishing our Red Rum demons.

The Belching Gods used their CC to blow the civilians away.

by Yomamanikka January 31, 2023

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023