When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)
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by Jah January 4, 2005
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by Mark the Shark May 21, 2004
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Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
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