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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
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Brady

A guy that has a very big dick much larger than someone named Anton
That Brady must have a much larger cock than Anton!
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Brady moment

A term for a forgetful Caucasian who wears crocks and socks and talks using slang from Afro-American verbs, nouns & pop culture slang. Often replaced with dingleberry, warthog brain and meathead.
He had a crying Brady moment when he forgot to sheath the knife and cut his finger.
by ToyotaK1ller July 22, 2023
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Brady Appreciation Day

Taking place on September 9th, this special day is where you appreciate everyone named Brady in a physical, mental, and sexual manor.
by PissBreather September 8, 2023
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Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
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Brady

A shy but also very affectionate boy, in a relationship he will always be on your side, even if your wrong. He has the biggest heart and will comfort you when ever you need it, hes so funny and kind, he cares about everyone but himself. he is probably the chillest dude you'll ever meet, he probably also has a huge dick (if your luckly enough to see it) and if he fucks you, he will please you before he pleases himself, he has an amazing body. yeah. thats what brady is.
Girl 1: omgish!!! is that brady?? omg i wish he would fuck me!! i heard hes amazing at it
DA: Hes my bf, back of slut.
by BIGBLACK? April 13, 2024
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Brady

A shy but also very affectionate boy, in a relationship he will always be on your side, even if your wrong. He has the biggest heart and will comfort you when ever you need it, hes so funny and kind, he cares about everyone but himself. he is probably the chillest dude you'll ever meet, he probably also has a huge dick (if your luckly enough to see it) and if he fucks you, he will please you before he pleases himself, he has an amazing body. yeah. thats what brady is.
Girl 1: omgish!!! is that brady?? omg i wish he would fuck me!! i heard hes amazing at it
DA: Hes my bf, back off slut.
by BIGBLACK? April 13, 2024
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