Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
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Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb
"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"
by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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Pure Blonde

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde
"You're Pure Blonde"
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blonde ting

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting
by walkinglick September 23, 2019
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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