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bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead
bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.
Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007
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Honey Badger

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.
by Broomy3 January 11, 2012
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bedders

1.) Bassist of 80's ska band madness
"I cannot BELIEVE that Bedders shaved his head. He looked so pretty and homosexual before!!"
by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004
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Badger Badger Badger

This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.

The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.

The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.

Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.
Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.
by Manda-rin March 14, 2009
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Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.
John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight
by wWitbshy April 9, 2010
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Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."
The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.
by Swarlay February 15, 2008
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