Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

beautiful

something a bitch that u hate is not:)

you: *walks up to enemies*

enemies: what...

you: BITCH U AINT BEAUTIFUL THATS WHAT I AM

by child of earth September 5, 2020

beautiful

something a bitch that u hate is not:)

you: *walks up to enemies*

enemies: what...

you: BITCH U AINT BEAUTIFUL THATS WHAT I AM

by child of earth September 5, 2020

Beautiful

Park Jimin

Park Jimin is beautiful
Park Jimin is Park Jimin

by Park David October 11, 2020

Beautiful

(n) Beau•ti•ful -- You, you're the definition, you're absolutely perfect

"No matter your weight, race, birth defects, eye color, face structure, body frame, beauty marks, ache, scars, and small, big, flat, or curvy features, you're absolutely beautiful" - Abigail Caraway

by Abigail Caraway December 2, 2020

beautiful boy

a way to describe a very beautiful looking man

“gabe is a beautiful boy”

by jeanjean222 March 15, 2021

Beautiful moment between bros

The act of one bro spitting on another bros cock whilst he is mid-flow at the urinal

"Went to take a piss cos I was 6 pints in when Lil Johnny comes up and stands at the next urinal, with all the love and emotion of an airport reunion. I'm going full flow when he looks down and spits right on the shaft of my flacid water pipe, looks up with teary eyes and says "what a beautiful moment between bros!"

by What.did.i.just.read July 15, 2022