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Dirty Burrito

The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.
Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.
Dirty Burrito by Frat_Damon January 26, 2011

Low-carb Diet Burrito 

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.
The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

cheesy burrito 

when your getting a blow job and you take the girl's nose and rub it between your nut sack and leg and then continue the blow job
my gf was suckin my dick last night and she gave me a cheesy burrito
cheesy burrito by lee aka babydick November 28, 2009

japanese burrito 

when you get anally probed by aliens
after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

Toledo Burrito 

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.
Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.
Toledo Burrito by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017

Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.
Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!
Sticky burrito by Jillboe24 January 31, 2018