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The doggo borked a lot at the kitter
by Get_Shrekt November 25, 2016
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Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
by some random homosapien July 31, 2016
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Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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Boredom

A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary
Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com
by Katy June 30, 2004
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bored

Anyone who is like me and is writing the definition for this word.
Someone who decides to look bored up would be bored.
by Anonymous B. August 10, 2006
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Borstal

A now defunct prison exclusively for delinquent youths and under 18's who have broken the law.
That Tom is a complete hooligan, he's going to be sent to Borstal
by Mooma August 11, 2006
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Boredgasm

So bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.
billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: Whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.
by ahhhfxckit May 13, 2009
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