Boner #5 

An annoying member of urban dictionary. He needs to shut up and get a life.

Boner #5: herp derp Hi, I'm a homo! derp derp derpity derp
Random person: Shut up!

Boner #5 by JessicaIsCool October 3, 2012

boner breath 

The unbarable stale stench on a girls breath after she is done sucking your dong and hairy man balls.

Dale- Fuck no I'm not going to kiss you until you brush your fuckin teeth!

Sally- why not?

Dale- because you just got done bobbing my knob and now you got Boner Breath!!!!!

boner breath by P-mohr September 30, 2005

Boner Doner 

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

Boner Doner by repukus October 7, 2011

Boner Points 

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

Boner Points by boner bro steve June 28, 2010

Boner Rip 

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

Boner Rip by Watchin Timmy Throw Strikes September 16, 2010

boner bob 

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.

boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

boner bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

boner eclipse 

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

boner eclipse by Jason & David September 4, 2007