Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.
by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010
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It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.
Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
by soadness August 22, 2011
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Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
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You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')
Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).
A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.
Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.
There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')
Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).
A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.
Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.
There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.
User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
by Guest March 9, 2005
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Get the batting 1000 mug.a discrete term used to refer to LSD tabletts but could be used to refer to any drug, mostly used during the late sixtyies and early seventies, and even into the eighties.
by Colin S. July 25, 2008
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