burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015

admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 26, 2015

shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade

buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus

by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016

Anus

A hole from your body that lets out niggas

Ahh me anus

by Uvgkhvhgvkgjvaedkchjbaedhjlcba September 6, 2016

anus

Not to be confused with uncle Eanus. Although, to be frank, they are both asses.

"You can't tell your Eanus from your elbow. Wait, I mean anus from your elbow. Well, whatever. Forget it. You're just stupid is all."

by Ghetto_Super_Soaker October 20, 2015

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016