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andre manzano

dat one guy who searches up porn on others computer specifically jonathon's

has :doanization:
does the gif to jonathon
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by dick splitter May 17, 2017
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Pierts Andre Zhisa

Pierts Andre Zhisa is one of the most beautiful names that can be found. He is funny, he is loyal, he is loving, he is patient. If you have a problem, it’s no such a big deal when you talk to him. He is a great listener and doesn’t make you feel bad or guilty of being someone hard to deal with. He always says that it’s not a problem to him, and he mean it. He loves arts, anime, but he is not a huge fan of going out. He it’s not a morning person, but he can get up with a single call if you are his important person. He makes you feel safe all the time. Also he doesn’t like scary stuff, like when you hide behind the door and pretend to scared him. He is strong and valuable, so be careful with him. Pierts Andre Zhisa makes you smile with the single fact that he exists
Pierts Andre Zhisa, why did I take you so long to get here? I been waiting you for almost twenty one years!
by Yvv141520 November 22, 2021
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Andre

Andres typically are tall, handsome, smart, and have big chickens
Did you hear about Andre’s chicken?? ITS HUGE
by valentineaamdhsbsbabanhfhebe November 21, 2021
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Andre

A boy who is very confusing, you never knows what he wants, because he sends you mixed signals about everything, he wants to cuddle but then not, he wants to finger you but then not, he wants sex but then not. Never trust an Andre especially if he asked for your number; (if he does RUN),he will end up actually having a girlfriend that he is just telling you about even though it feels like he’s lying 🤥, your not sure, because he’s a good liar, And whatever you do... NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LET HIM IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Lea: “Yeah that Andre kid is trying to get in my pants
Mike:“I would not recommend it”

Lea: “Why not?”
Mike: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, He’s ANDRE!”
by I’m Your Mom October 18, 2019
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Marc-Andre

A guy that girls fuck with when they want to be humbled.
My ego is so big, I should fuck a Marc-Andre to learn my lesson.
by Elizameth888 March 22, 2021
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Andres

Hes an handsome man almost all the time people with this name have large dicks. Andres is an mans girl he will all ways be there for you. Hes a caring humble good friend. Hes a funny and cool person to be friends with. He also is a person who likes to workout and has muscles.
I'm such an andres
by NIGGERNIGGA69PUASYDESTROYER February 23, 2018
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Andres

Omg Andres your PENIS is so big
by anonymous December 26, 2020
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