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America

First of all, all of us Americans understand that there are continents called North and South America. However, our country is named The United States of America, so all of you brilliant people please tell us what you think the world should call people from the USA, seems to me that Americans is the most appropriate.

Anyway, those point aside, the USA is the most powerful country the world has ever seen (the world knows that we're the only super power.) We have the most powerful military the world has ever seen, we have the best troops and the best military technology in the world.
We also have the best and most effective legal system in the world (despite some points I personally disagree with such as capitol punishment.)

So what if there's a lot of fatties here, who cares? We all live happier, more fulfilled lives than any other people in the world.

People around the world have negative views of us based on misinformation and from listening the mad non-sense rambling of hate mongers. Typical Americans don't hate the rest of the world it's just the few crazy blindly patriotic rednecks who do.

The rest of the world can hate us for our freedom, our hard working, optimistic outlooks, or really any reason, but it all comes down the this: In America we think free, speak free, live free, work hard and sleep soundly.
I'm a meat eating, beer drinking red blooded American, and I'll stop waving my flag and beating my chest when i'm blue and cold.
by Wrathgarr March 28, 2010
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American Eagle

Teens of good character wear these shirts to declare "I Love My Country!". In the same closets of these teens you will find Aeropostale shirts meaning "I Love My Daddy" and Hollister shirts meaning "I Love My Mommy".
Teen: I will be patriotic on July 4th and wear my American Eagle shirt.
by oibeachnc December 19, 2008
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Iron Chef America

A cheap rip-off of the Japanese Television show that favors the Iron Chefs and does not give contenders a fair opportunity, as shown in the Sakai Flay battle.
Wow!!! Iron Chef America really sucks compared to Iron Chef.
by Chen Kenichi May 13, 2005
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americana sauce

(noun) - semen, cum coming from an American male usually one who feels they have high status.
"Iraq can swallow my americana sauce" - George W. Bush to Dick Cheney
by Yuhasz October 16, 2005
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American Rudder

When you grab a seated friend's penis and set your elbow on his knee, the friend continues to bounce his foot to preform the act of masturbation.
She gave the young man an American Rudder in exchange for the yard work.
by WesTeg May 16, 2011
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American Shithead

Now an even more commonly used nickname given to American travelers, thanks to 45’s stellar international reputation.
That loudmouth over there is probably just another entitled, gunslinging American Shithead.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019
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Fat American Bitch

1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.

2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own
Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?
by SpleenaDarling December 25, 2010
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