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Alissa

Alissa is pretty fuckin cool ig, a little scary at times but cool. Down for anything if you have a large peen. She’s cute, has a nice ass, perfect tits and 0 will to live. She’s also a stupid ass bitch but is good at givin’ sloppy toppy. E-girl wanna be who probably got butt hurt more than once reading this.
Dude: Yuh, did you see Alissa’s fat ass at school today?

Dude 2: bruh I’m gay lol

Dude 3: Karen if you see this Please let me see the kids. This isn’t even a joke, I’ve tried so hard to get in contact with you, I miss you.
by KinkyKidKasn ;) June 15, 2019
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ALESSANDRO

Alessandro ... well he is the most hot guy you could ever meet, but , his goodlooking is not a good sign because if he wants a girl he will obtain her with just his sweet and gourgeous fake look into your eyes, he is a fuckboy , he loves beautiful and hot girls , he is not a guy you could have a relationship with , he is not serious at all! But in the deep of his heart , if he wants a girl and that girl doesn't want him (it's very difficult that a girl doesn't want him) or is very hard to get he literally FALLS IN LOVE with her and his lovely , respectuful , kind , gentleman and sweet suffering little poor guy side comes immediately out , but if it is the girl that can't get over him , well he could care less because there are sooo many girls running after him that it is totally normal to him.
When Alessandro has a girl he tells lies over lies trying to make her fall in love and make her think they will have the most beautiful relationship a couple could ever have and that he is the most loyal boy you could ever meet , but girls DON'T believe to his lies!

But if you have Alessandro as a friend , he is the most caring and loyal friend there could be , he is very serious in friendship relationships , and if a fake person enters his life he immediately understands it and try to stay away from him. So Alessandro is not that bad , he is just a fuck boy that wants to have fun, but is the most perfect , loyal and funny , crazy
"A guy just broke my heart! He told me we would have been the most perfect couple in the whole world and blah blah blah , I just can't get over him!"

"It's definitely an Alessandro, ugh"
by Pseudonymaterus February 8, 2018
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alyssa

A goddess , or someone who is hella pretty
Alyssa a such a goddess and Jennifer is an ugly rat
by Jennisarat June 17, 2017
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alessandre

Amazing girl. Honest and generous. Most often found in a dim room lit solely by an internet terminal. Alessandre is rarely employed, but if she seeks work it will be as a contract ninja assassin.
You only get one Alessandre in your life, and she will be there to either enhance or destroy you.
by Lobomofi April 20, 2020
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Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Alyssa M

Daddy.. Alyssa M is a very sexy person and is EXTREMELY FUNNY . Their nickname is daddy
Alyssa M is how I am feeling right now;)
by Mymommylovesme November 22, 2016
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Alyssa and Olivia

Strong bond, and don't fight. Have many inside jokes, but never get tired of eachother. Often will be found doing the most random things
Wow, Alyssa and Olivia are hanging out again?! How do they not get tired of eachother.
by hyper sneeze December 16, 2016
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