A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
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Get the African Tickler mug.Politically correct version of "Sand Nigger"- similar in usage to "African-American", but used in reference to persons of Arabian descent.
Osama Bin Laden was an African-Arabian.
by MacGuyver 64 March 26, 2012
Get the African-Arabian mug.A movement of people outside subsaharan Africa or in communities where it has not existed in the past like the white community in South Africa.
It was started by African Americans in the U.S. and has since spread to the white community and among teens.
It includes anything of a psychic or supernatural nature that is of African origin which includes being a shaman or as they are called in the movement a nganga and the type of witchcraft called izulu.
It was started by African Americans in the U.S. and has since spread to the white community and among teens.
It includes anything of a psychic or supernatural nature that is of African origin which includes being a shaman or as they are called in the movement a nganga and the type of witchcraft called izulu.
by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011
Get the African witchcraft movement mug.The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
Get the African Flashlight mug.the zimbabwe tribal term for when the man conducts his mating dance to lure the chosen female to his hut.
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