Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
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As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
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Best friends for been there since you were hurt. Kyndal always wants live and attention and alyssa a another hand doesn’t but is ok with it.
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"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
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"Well you know what they say,"
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