joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023

Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.

Jamal is acting like broken hammer.

by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020

tramp hammer

when you shit in a plastic bad and uses it as a weapon

holy shit Malcolm attacked me with a tramp hammer what a filthy creep

by beansack September 8, 2014

Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017