Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

“Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

by SylusPratt September 25, 2019

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017

ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017

Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.

"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"

by Garglemesack June 30, 2016

Hammer Swinger

• noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020