a cup of shut the fuck up 

Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.

She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."

He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"

a cup of shut the fuck up by Bama G-Man August 6, 2008

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw 

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

fuck that for a joke 

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

fuck that for a joke by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up 

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008