who’s your broadband with?

A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.

Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”

by King G of Pz September 23, 2018

Who Cums Like That

A phrase used by scooter kids to point out any type of white spillage or stain. The stain often must be located in an area in which one does not usually cum. Therefore asking the question; who cums like that?

Look on the rug, seriously. Who cums like that?

by ur local dumbass July 16, 2019

What/Who The Ass

A phrase that only the most intellectual cursers use. To convey confusion or anger.

Random person: “What/Who the ass is oscar pistorious?”

by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

Who y’all got?

a phrase used when asking which side another person is taking. typically used in sports, but could also be used in arguments, etc.

who y’all got this superbowl? chiefs or niners?

i’m not associate with someone playing both sides. who y’all got?

by MajorBruhMoment February 2, 2020

Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.

You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Who made you?

A father and a mother made you, just like everyone else. It took a duality to make you, your mother couldnt do it by herself if she wanted to.

What's the point of asking a question like Who made you? And while single fathers are not a big deal, you wonder why single mothers are such a bigger deal.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

who the fuck are you

A words said to do some reality check against entitled people

Who the fuck are you? Back in line since i'm not afraid against your parents

by Sir. B December 2, 2022