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munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...
The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.
by Nighto77 June 16, 2018
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Sushi Wank

A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum
The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after
by Mr.FoxNoir June 16, 2019
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Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.
I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.
by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019
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Emergency wank

When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank
Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020
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Wank warden

When in a large group of people and 1/8 of them being the commander of all the penises among them this being the wank warden
John: did you go to last summers camp I heard Jerry was the wank warden
by Backedpotatoenoises February 6, 2021
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Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 18, 2010
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