tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.

Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same

by projectile pooping November 23, 2021

Tommy South

A man whore

Dan is such a Tommy South.

by Fck Nugget80 July 11, 2021

Tommy

Tommy is a really lovely person they can be a bit temperamental but only because they have experienced a big trauma in their lives.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.

Person1-Meet my friend Tommy
Person2- You're so lucky
Person1-IK

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Tommy

An asshole who will harass you for small things.

person *bumps in to tommy*
Tommy forevermore *insults you*

by cookie dough13 December 26, 2020

tommy in colombia

tommy is a character from an anime who is always rejected by women. in one part of the show he goes to Colombia and the running gag is that he is now surrounded by women as they all love him.

“I feel like Tommy in Colombia”

by thefbdhej April 4, 2023

Tommy Runco

A man with a massive cock

Hey my name's Tommy Runco I have a massive dick

by Notthmmy September 14, 2023