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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow
Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow
by Ni-Nice And Slow November 2, 2022
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Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.
Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch
by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022
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slow

samantha madison argiento
sam c: yeah your slow

sam a: yeah i know
by kdbjwkdbkwjdbd July 6, 2019
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pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off
jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit
by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008
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