Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!
by Ancillary Gurl June 2, 2009
Get the Posermug. The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.
by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021
Get the Posermug. noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
Get the lollapa-posermug. Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.
*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025
Get the posermug. A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.
Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
by iehfobnsoh October 7, 2010
Get the Posermug. person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
Get the Posermug. someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
by hottopicisforfaggyposers October 7, 2008
Get the posermug.