Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.

Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is

by Electric Leader May 29, 2022

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.

My father is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 02, 2022

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 21, 2023

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 21, 2023

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022