9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

November 9

Give Seth your clear glasses day

Maggie- Oh! It’s November 9th I should probably give Seth my glasses!

by Skims so November 8, 2021

9/11

The day in 2001. Wherein a series of terrorist attacks, under Al-Qaeda were carried out in the USA. Killing thousands.
National holiday in Saudi Arabia.

‘Ahmed, remember 9/11?’
‘Yeah Amir, can’t wait for it this year’

-2 Saudis

by 0160manneh January 1, 2020

Orny 9

The thought before 69ing

I must be orny 9 because I see you n me in a 69.

by Tomme boyd October 5, 2020

9/11

A sexual act in which a man bangs a woman and then quickly shoots his seed at her breasts (twin towers), her butthole (pentagon) and her bush (field). Only for people with big cumshots.

Jack: Hey baby, how about we get kinky?
Sara: Yeah? Like what?
Jack: How about I give you a 9/11?
Sara: Oh that's so filthy! Let's do it!

by EroticDefinitions July 18, 2023

The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

by FrogDawg June 25, 2023