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San Diego

by Ayuryari December 3, 2021
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uc san diego

Located on an oceanside cliff in sunny La Jolla, UC San Diego is one of the world's top institutions for producing researchers, innovators, and awkward engineers. It is consistently ranked #1 by Washington Monthly, a magazine that nobody reads. As California's unofficial science department, UCSD research discovered the first evidence for climate change, the cause of diabetes, and a colony of endangered ants living in Chancellor Khosla's mustache. Its mascot, King Triton, is well-known as the most badass eunuch of all time.

UC San Diego is minutes from most of San Diego's world-class attractions. But if you're looking for UCSD students, you'll find them napping at Black's Beach wishing they could surf, waiting in line at TapEx, or hiding from social interaction in Geisel Library. Despite not having a football team, students find things to do, like studying for midterms between raves.

UCSD was designed with a unique six-college system, to give freshmen an easy conversation starter. These colleges (Revelle, Muir, Marshall, Warren, Roosevelt, Sixth) are considered pretty equal, except for Sixth. Campus-wide traditions like the legendary Sun God Festival unite the colleges as one university.

Out of its 200,000 graduates, UCSD has produced exactly four famous alumni: Nick Woodman, who founded GoPro, and those three interchangeable Asians from Wong Fu Productions. The other 199,996 are all out there somewhere, still complaining about not having gotten into Berkeley.
Even with triton eye, it's harder to find a parking spot than a hot girl at UC San Diego.
by trising July 28, 2016
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San Diego Sidecar

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.
My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.
by jdaddybru December 10, 2017
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San Luis Valley

A valley in Southern Colorado known for its dank weed, farming, gang activity, and alien sightings. also known as the Fertile Crescent.
The San Luis Valley is a trippy place, man. Aliens coming to get their cannabis, drug lords running rampant--it's nuts.

Why are you so high? It's that San Luis Valley weed, bro.

These farmers are gettin highAF off their own supply!
by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
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San dimas

Ghetto and boring filled with nothing but Mexican ghetto people. The high school is the ghettoest out of the whole city.
Jerome: "oh your from san dimas? Hell yeah homie thats where all the dopes at!"

Damion: "yeah dawg! SD all day baybay"
by Jerome dope face May 6, 2013
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harry san filippo

A man with a very unruly bush that can not be tamed. So bad you can't see his junk.

Women version: Harry Mona
by glitterbloop February 4, 2014
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Cabo San Lucas

Lots of booze, girls, hot guys, and minimal creepers. Party town. What happens in Cabo.. stays in Cabo.
Let's go to Cabo San Lucas and visit the Squid Roe next week to have some serious fun!
by yayayayme December 9, 2011
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