nerd spurs

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.

You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.

by PythonIA May 16, 2009

war nerd

A person who takes an excessive interest in any sort of military affairs, particularly if said person is a civilian. May also be considered a subtype of wonk.

Jim knew he had become a true war nerd when he found himself salivating over the latest pictures of the S-300 surface-to-air missile.

by Pattonmat89 March 9, 2009

Beat it nerd

An effective way to tell someone to fuck off because they're talking too deep about a subject at an informal place and time. It's intended to get an over-reaction from the that person out of self-consciousness

Chad: "What you did is actually called cunnunlingus"

Ben: "Beat it nerd!

by Stein89 April 24, 2011

emo nerd

an emo nerd is some one who accepts their emo culture while being interested and achieving high standards to academics

she's emo, but she's is so smart , she takes hard level classes. she must be an emo nerd.

by EA2002 September 13, 2017

Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.

Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"

by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010

Novelty Nerd

An individual who goes beyond normal means to be portrayed as a nerd for the social acceptance/"cool factor" while having no actual "nerd" characteristics. Said person will dress like a nerd (faux glasses, 80's apparel, etc...) and throw out the occasional Star Wars or Star Trek reference, but has probably only seen one move/episode.

I asked Joe to fix my laptop, but it turns out he's just a novelty nerd and doesn't really know anything about computers.

by 0x87 June 2, 2010

Nerd Word

A binding verbal agreement between a nerd and anyone the nerd chooses to grace with his/her nerd word. Usually only 3 are granted at any given time.

"You gave her your nerd word! That means you only have 2 left!"

by Infinite_Guytron March 16, 2016