Death Post

It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site

Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**

**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction

by Benjamus April 20, 2007

bed death

When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex

Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.

by summer meme sadness May 30, 2016

Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

The Black Death

A disease in the early 14th century or 1300's that killed about 1/3 of Europe's population. So it killed about 75 million people in its 10 years of happenings. Symptoms of The Black Death (a.k.a The Bubonic Plague) Were you would get headaches, chills, fever, nausea, vomiting, back pain, soreness in arms and legs, and the sunlight was to bright to look at. Also, within about 2 days of these symptoms you would get swells on your neck arms and around your crotch area. Then a few days after that your hands will start to become black and the blackness would grow and then you would die.

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by TheDesriptor February 23, 2014

death cloud

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.

I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.

by Red D April 15, 2008

Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010