When you’re too drunk/stupid to realise that you’re the but of the jokes but you’re just happy to be apart of the fun
That guy keith was absolutely hawked last night when we were laughing at him when he didn’t even notice.
by hughiedooley March 16, 2021

Hawk Tuahphylum could describe a mythical class or group of beings embodying the qualities of a hawk—watchful, strategic, and strong—and blessed with fortune or favor. These beings might be guardians or protectors, distinguished by their shared traits of luck and agility.
by NaashvilleMoney November 2, 2024

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015

Hawk Tuah coin is a shit coin that was made in 2024, it was made to pump and dump and it is particularly famous for the amount of investors in this scheme.
by ShitCoinWannabe December 9, 2024

When u spit on that thang
by bumfucker256 August 21, 2024

by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024
