by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
Get the table matingmug. Had an undeclared sly
by Millers1995 August 9, 2024
Get the Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdownmug. A rather steadfast mate who puts in his fair share through all kinds of hardships. Does things the hard way. Hiting a car and breaking in its windows can also earn you strong mate status.
by WigWolf March 12, 2009
Get the Strong Matemug. The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-matemug. A way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. Usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. The longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better.
Steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan?
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah
by Yemateye October 6, 2016
Get the Yeah mate yeahmug. A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
Get the boyf matemug.