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baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone
Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt
by Gregg November 29, 2016
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oh Fudge nipples

oh fudge nipples is a term to use on ur minecraft server when a tricky 15 year old greifs your world, and also just a way of not saying fuck or saying that you care.
"dude my dad just got brain cancer" "oh fudge nipples."
by coopadooper October 1, 2018
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Dutch fudge roll

Shitting underneath the covers and having your partner eat it.

A Dutch fudge roll is the erotic result of a Dutch oven taken to the extreme. The covers trap in the wonderful scent, and the darkness allows your partner to imagine that they are eating a delicious fudgy pastry.
My boyfriend gave me a delicious Dutch fudge roll last night, and I licked it up like a shit-eating fag.
by William "Orangeman" Adams February 5, 2009
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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Double Dutch Fudge

v; when a man has one hand on his penis, and the other hand is being used to finger his butthole and a partner is moving both arms
person 1: im bored and horny
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!
by tb0ner69 April 11, 2009
mugGet the Double Dutch Fudgemug.

Hot Fudge Sundae

After one receives a blumpkin, (getting a blow job while taking a dump) he then proceeds to grab the female by her hair and before flushing, shoves her head into the toilet bowl. Once the female's head is stabilized, he may then flush for added effect, creating a whirlpool and making it more dramatic.
"Yo what did you do last night?"
"Not much just kicked back and watched the Flintstones marathon. But I got bored and gave a girl a hot fudge sundae."
"Nice, that's always a good idea. As long as you made her clean up after herself."
by jaquan123321 September 12, 2012
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