Baby

A little shit who just sleeps all day

My baby just shots all day

by Michael put your shirt back on November 25, 2018

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Freezer Baby

When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone

Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever

Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice

by Neon_paint December 3, 2018

Baby

Synonyms: hot pocket, and my dearest
1. Your offspring
2. A nickname for a loved one
3. Something you stick in the microwave

Example

1. Ah shit I didn’t mean to have a baby
2. Oh baby I love you
3. Ew I don’t want that bitch, chuck it into the microwave

by Thot master00000001 December 6, 2018

Baby-Birding

When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.

Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”

by Nguy69 December 7, 2018

Bush Baby

When you cum in her pubes

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018