When a girl pisses in your bum hole through a tube and you cum 699 times. Then your girl holds his dick and drinks the cum so noone has to clean it up
by ShrekTheGod August 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Lucianmug. Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy.
Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok?
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!
Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.
Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.
Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!
Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.
Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!
Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.
Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.
Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!
Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.
Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
by ZacherSmacker March 13, 2019
Get the Dirty Mikemug. An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts whiskey, cola, and olive juice. Popular throughout Minnesota and certain parts of California.
by grayduck37 October 29, 2006
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Get the DIRTY FFIONmug. When A man fills his partners ass with whipped cream and other ice cream toppings, then then has them shit it into their mouth.
by ski&biker November 9, 2011
Get the Dirty Sundaymug.