Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart

God man i just got a crusty fart!

by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

Omega Fart

The official term used to describe League of Legends reddit user u/ryzefollower445

Jungler: "Dude you're such an omega fart."

ryzefollower445: "No I'm not I'm a human being fuck you."

by giornothat'snottea March 15, 2022

bean fart poop

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur

Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist

by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022

clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s

Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party

by Show pony March 20, 2022

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022