To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
Get the Pulling the front bumper offmug. Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018
Get the Crumpin Offmug. by :DD:D:D:::D:D:D:D:D January 21, 2017
Get the Shut Offmug. by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023
Get the gone off sun creammug. "Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
by Benover4england September 25, 2024
Get the Freak offmug. When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016
Get the pissed-off-fade-away movemug. by Harold_64 July 13, 2022
Get the Don’t bite my arm offmug.