One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021

One for the dogs

A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.

This trip has been one for the dogs.

by ABigRed February 2, 2024

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.

I Oneli you in the temple

by Oneli November 22, 2021

Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one)

Bolshevik prick whos madly in love with Gabe (not goodchild a different one)
Very ginger and sorta a fucking pain
No sense of humour and very fecken stressy
Wont stop giving me the fuck me eyes
Sorta selfish and mean and lacks self awareness and agressivly introverted and violent

Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one): I will break your other collarbone
Gabe (not goodchild a different one): Wtfc

by HornyGingerLookingForTallMan May 1, 2022

The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.

The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025