Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

Pussy Aioli

A common street term for cervical mucus.

It wasn't a really heavy flow it was pussy aioli.

by anonymous October 25, 2023

National pussy video day

On october 28th this is the offical day recognized by the government to send someone a video of your pussy

National pussy video day is where you send someone a video of your pussy

by Olivia6_g October 28, 2023

roach pussy

when your girl's pussy so foul a roach takes up residence inside and strolls right tf out when you're going down on her.

damn, son, that chick got roach pussy. fucker walked out and onto my lip and shit.

by thierryblatchkeld October 29, 2023

forever pussy

The pussy that’s soooo perfect you want to keep it forever.

I slept with a girl last night whose pussy was so amazing I’m thinking about making it my forever pussy!

by TMC502 October 31, 2023

Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)

Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Good Pussy Lore

When a woman's unique sex appeal, combined with an ironic sense of humor, is so profound it creates a lore of its own.

"When I found out she watched Filthy Frank and Cold Ones, that's when I knew it was that Good Pussy Lore. And did I mention she loves anal?

Wow, bud. Sounds like the GPL rating is a 10/10"

by Charlie Bags November 6, 2023