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Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.
I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together
by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011
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Sherking off

When you jerk off to lordy farquad ,shrek , donkey, and Fiona
by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021
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Blew the doors off

To be exceedingly better than everything or everybody else.
The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.

She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
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pissed-off-fade-away move

When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016
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