Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014

Shower Head

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.

“Did Becky give you sloppy”
“Ya and we finished with a healthy Shower Head”

by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025

Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

Chicken head

derogatory slang
Typically applied to black women
Insecure individual who automatically abides in the drive to crucify detected weakness in others as a niggardly weapon.....
Aggressive in accruing 'bank' against perceived adversary, grasps at any 'means' to 'leg up' the psych, possibly the physical affront in gaining 'dominance'
Akin to hen-house pecking order

She will bloody you if given opportunity...

Bitch mad as a wet hen, 🤨gonna chicken head someone ...

by bullmtl October 15, 2025

Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017