jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

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Get the jerk off in someonemug.

off-topic-not-off-topic

like, not directly answering questions but still talking about them

Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.

by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020

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Get the off-topic-not-off-topicmug.

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

by BennyBum April 7, 2025

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Get the Cut off the crustsmug.

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

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Get the Teeing offmug.

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

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