complicated sex moves

When you get on the dance floor and while having a serious dance battle with your homie, a couple of groupies walk up and you proceed with intercourse intertwined with very serious and complicated dance moves

"I was getting down with Mike on the dance floor when Keisha came up and we started complicated sex moves"

by dickemdaddy2019 May 14, 2015

pre game sex

Beating your meat before getting some buns

Bro I had pre game sex before hitting that Thot up.

by High moy thoughts January 5, 2016

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

rampant sex life

Sex but like.... ALOT, and very aggressive.

Jason: BRO JARED MY RAMPANT SEX LIFE IS GOING CRAZY!!!
Jared: I have gonorrhea jason...

by Big meat daddy December 25, 2018

water bottle sex

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle

Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever

by fagfagfason December 13, 2017

lack of sex flu

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.

Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .

by Sapper Daddy1 February 6, 2018

pre-marrital sex

The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell

Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!

by datpikachumeme January 25, 2020