When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023
Get the Broken offmug. A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
Get the Lumberjacking Offmug. /drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
by anonymous August 21, 2025
Get the drop the kids off at the poolmug. Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
Get the Bitch Off A Cliffmug. The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the wave a friend off to the coastmug. 1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia
2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
Get the Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)mug. 