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Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"
by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010
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Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.
So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.
by Stone Costa December 21, 2008
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A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust
The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding
by rucus11 September 25, 2009
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Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri
Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master
by Rob August 22, 2003
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ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006
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Long distance cock block

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
by poop12335 February 22, 2009
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Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.
by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018
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