Man Tears

(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."

male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"

by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011

Young Nasty Man

Rival and Arch-Nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy's! They later join forces to create the greatest band the world has ever seen, Tenacious D. Has the power of flight, and can kill a Yak from over 200 yards away...with mind bullets!

Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man killed the Hydra by slicing it's throat, and grabbing its scroat.

by the "D" May 17, 2006

black man bet

Betting the field in the casino game Craps

Bro, why did you bet the black man bet? Worst odds in the house!

by Ralph Francesa April 6, 2008

Fuck me man

A term used when you lose a game or are just fucking sick of life shit

Fuck me man... i need a break

by Chocolate starfish lover June 13, 2016

Slender man's brother

The man that stands in the background of a porno and does not participate in the sex.

Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."

by mogwai666 December 27, 2011

creeper aww man

This is the work of countless hours of minecrafting being blown away by a creeper created by the god known as captainsparlez.

hey diamonds SSSSSSS creeper aww man and then you die spolded

by Infinite dolphin June 25, 2019

Man Shopping Spree

Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.

Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"

by Horndog827 February 4, 2010