Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit

i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)

by Owen Ryley December 8, 2017

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

One in a million

I love you

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.

by Out&About November 28, 2021

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

That One Classmate

We all have that one classmate who is an absolute crackhead and probably is on something illegal, we call them the class crackhead

It's me, the class crackhead
We all know that one classmate

by Class Crackhead May 13, 2022