Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

one year princess

A girl or guy you only date for a short time because they have a pretty face. Normally because they have a lack of personality or relationship skills. Time frames don't have to be exactly a year to call someone this it can be really any length of time some one considers to be short.

"That girl over there looks like the next one year princess ", " Question: Don't you have a girlfriend ? Response: Yeah, don't worry about her she's just a one year princess."

by OneShittyPerson May 12, 2024

twofer one

two people giving, only one receiving

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023

One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.

"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"

by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

national day one day

The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back

it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning

by DrFitzSlurp July 2, 2023

Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola

Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.

by Spamfritter August 11, 2008