(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011
Get the Man Tearsmug. Rival and Arch-Nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy's! They later join forces to create the greatest band the world has ever seen, Tenacious D. Has the power of flight, and can kill a Yak from over 200 yards away...with mind bullets!
by the "D" May 17, 2006
Get the Young Nasty Manmug. by Ralph Francesa April 6, 2008
Get the black man betmug. by Chocolate starfish lover June 13, 2016
Get the Fuck me manmug. Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."
by mogwai666 December 27, 2011
Get the Slender man's brothermug. This is the work of countless hours of minecrafting being blown away by a creeper created by the god known as captainsparlez.
by Infinite dolphin June 25, 2019
Get the creeper aww manmug. A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.
Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.
by Stegwych August 12, 2006
Get the Poor Man's Pimmsmug.