by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
Get the JUMP OFF MY COUCHmug. Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021
Get the Macking Offmug. When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.
So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.
by love.education October 20, 2023
Get the swept me off my feetmug. by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023
Get the gone off hamster foodmug. by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
Get the Baked off my Roger!mug. “A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
by lisatutorials November 16, 2023
Get the Shit Offmug. 