gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023

Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

blows it off

gives up; ceases attempt; abandons effort; throws in the towel

How long can a person tolerate this situation before he/she just blows it off ?

by koithabu September 8, 2009

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023

Don’t bite my arm off

Don’t be overly excited to get something

Ayo I’ll do your homework but don’t bite my arm off m8!

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022