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Three Ball Monty

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.
Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.
by RickLing October 8, 2008
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golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.
Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.
by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010
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Achilles ball-sack

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.
Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!
by HamstaTamer March 1, 2011
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Kobe ball

An offensive strategy employed by the LA Lakers in which they give the ball to Kobe Bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team's entire defense by himself.

The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
-Did you hear the Lakers lost to Cleveland? How embarrassing!
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
by Milky Cannon March 14, 2011
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Skee-Ball

"Skee-Ball" is a system in which places sexual activites on each level, which as the levels get higher the activities get increasingly more naughty.
Level 1 - Hugging, Holding hands, Peck kissing
Level 2 - Slightly intense kissing, minimal hand-to-body contact, laying with each other
Level 3 - Intense making out, feeling everywhere on the body, slight nakedness, slight fingering
Level 4 - Blow jobs, Hand jobs, eating out the girl, total fingering, sex-teasing
Level 5 - Have sex with the other person.. Also known as 'game over..'
Blow jobs, Hand jobs, sex Skee-Ball
by Jbaby10 October 13, 2011
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cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
by 61920 August 16, 2011
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hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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