ball sweed 

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

ball sweed by mobileboner April 13, 2011

Ball fart 

A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.

It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).

Guy 1: "OW FUCK!!"
Guy 2: "What? What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "Oh it's just my Ball fart."

Ball fart by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 17, 2022

ball soup

A soup made from testicles.

"This ball soup is delicious!"

ball soup by KiggerNike March 5, 2022

Friednship Ball 

When you and your partner form a ball as the mans penis goes as deep as it can go. Knee's up!

man....props on the friendship ball

Friednship Ball by Kevie October 13, 2003

Three Ball Monty 

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.

Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.

Three Ball Monty by RickLing October 8, 2008

golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.

Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.

golf ball cheeks by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010

Achilles ball-sack 

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.

Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!

Achilles ball-sack by HamstaTamer March 1, 2011